January 2012
best episode of grey's anatomy
old people love!
goals for 2012?
more tattoos
more piercings
lose weight
have sex
read books
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
Nephew: Why are you wearing a princess hat?
Me: 'CAUSE I'M A PRINCESS!
Nephew: No you're not! Girls are princesses!
Me: Says who?!?
Niece: You're a queen!
Me: THANK YOU
“Happy new year im going to walmart to celebrate”
– a text my grandma just sent me (via carbohydrate)
FUCK YEARH
"When you tell a girl you like her, it's the...
the-smartass:
What about when she graduates college?
When you tell her you love her?
Or when she gets her dream job?
Gets married?
Has kids?
Reaches one of her long term goals?
No?
None of those?
Congratulations boys, you have successfully wooed a blow-up doll.
omg yes
I have failed to read my goal of 75 books in 2011
notyourkinddear:
I remember when a normal year was more like 300 books.
This is all Tumblr’s fault…
I think reading tumblr is a lot like reading the newspaper, because really, it is a LOT of reading, and it’s usually pretty thick stuff too.
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nook what the fuck are you even going to do with $250,000 worth of fruit
December 2011
some hipster that thinks they're deep: Ever Look Into The Mirror, And Realize The Person Staring Back Isnt You?
me: then its most likely a window and you should call the cops
Lipstick Feminists: fyeahsociology: Feminist texts... →
fyeahsociology:
Feminist texts written by women of color
mylifeasafeminista:
This list is stil a work in progress, but I really wanted to get it posted. I have either read parts of/all of the texts below or they have been recommended to me. Please reblog and add your own suggestions…
the-smartass:
the-tevinter-fugitive:
the-smartass:
the-tevinter-fugitive:
Aw… What a fast way to get yourself ignored. Meaning significantly less ego-stroking.
And I’m used to cliffhangers. You won’t get into many book series if you’re easily pissed off by cliffhangers.
I just don’t like repeating myself. I mean unless there’s a good reason the person didn’t hear me, I’m fine. But...
dammit I know exactly what happens in this book...
I think it’s something “passage”
It’s a sea story, it starts with a black freedman just around the civil war
he and his brother’s master was okay, he made them drink cod oil every day for their health
his brother stays at the master’s estate when he gets the will that he can have the estate
the protagonist gets money from the will and then joins a sea...
Some good things to know about sex:
porygons:
auxiliatrix:
Have a good idea of what you’re working with here, at least see a medical diagram or something to have an understanding of where everything is located. Most people know everything about the penis but it seems like a lot of people don’t understand the vagina, more specifically where the clitoris is. It’s not that hard to find guys.
DON’T EVER DRY STICK ANYTHING ANYWHERE....
I never understood why
velocicrafter:
rapcat:
socalfeminist:
thenubianlily:
the most boring books are considered the greatest works of literature. Someone, please tell me the reason! I no longer want to stay in the dark.
Maybe it’s because you don’t understand what you’re reading. Read summaries, reviews, reactions, and essays and maybe that’ll give you a better perspective on these “boring books.” Hopefully...
I never understood why
socalfeminist:
thenubianlily:
the most boring books are considered the greatest works of literature. Someone, please tell me the reason! I no longer want to stay in the dark.
Maybe it’s because you don’t understand what you’re reading. Read summaries, reviews, reactions, and essays and maybe that’ll give you a better perspective on these “boring books.” Hopefully then you’ll find...
sexxxisbeautiful:
fuckyealiz:
you do not have to be nice to someone if all they do is make your life miserable and demand respect they do not deserve
no matter if they are your friend or your mother.
socalfeminist:
aquar1an:
Are all vegans also straight edge?! Gosh, I need some vegan friends to help me go vegan but if they’re all buzz-kill sober people, it’s never gonna happen!
Because drinking alcohol is the only way to be a fun person at a party? What.
this is why I don’t go to parties.
numb lips, numb lips, i gots some numb lips
nockknock:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumbi lips
important blogging 2k11
numb lips, numb lips, i gots some numb lips
nockknock:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumbi lips
important blogging 2k11
“White queers, including white trans people, are at the LOWEST risk for pretty...”
– DTWPS (via zorascreation)
Truth! Fuck the ‘it gets better’ campaign!
(via kenzmirage)
Filing this under “things that may hurt for me to say but needs to be said.” it hit me when I was at a transgender day of remembrance event and hearing all the names of women in countries of color being read....
the-smartass:
the-tevinter-fugitive replied to your post: So I won’t be here tomorrow for a lot of the day…
Worried something big is going to happen? Why is it a bad feeling?
Because I will have missed it?
…on tumblr? because that is so much funnier than what I thought you meant
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so that gif I just posted?
links to letsbeblack’s follow button
1 tag
birdbitch:
My New Years resolution is to score
oh my god, I just realized how much sex I haven’t had this year.
Also, the timeline for starting to actually use tumblr coincides directly with not getting laid any more
Eye shadow tutorial #2 →
nockknock:
This one is simpler, but helpful in showing you how to make a false crease.
this is interesting, but it makes me sad that all of the suggested videos are basically “how to look more white”
I know this is really common, but it really brought it home for me.
